Turkey Slices

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Turkey Slices
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Description[edit | edit source]

Turkey slices are consumed all around the world in an effort to maintain the status quo between the turkey and human races, as per the agreements that were reached after the Poultry Wars of the sixth century, according to the scriptures of the Church of Deli and Higher Understanding.

As the story foes, when Persian physician Borzuya invented backgammon, he could not initially find any human friends to test his new game on. However, he found that turkeys could effectively be taught the game's mechanics and were sufficiently smart enough to test the game. His plan backfired, however, when the turkeys used backgammon as a stepping stone on their way to higher intelligence and self-awareness. Feeling they were being under-appreciated as a supplier of delicious and nutritious meat, the turkeys staged a rebellion, resulting in a war.

Fortunately, despite their newly gained intellect, turkeys were still unable to wield weapons or utilize basic military strategy, and they lost the war after only six months. In negotiating their surrender, it was agreed that turkeys would not be hunted to extinction in exchange for continued use of their meat on sandwiches and at large family dinners. This and many other turkey-related stories can be found in the Church of Deli's published works.

Today, "talking turkey" literally means talking nonsense.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

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Recipes[edit | edit source]

You MUST use a Holding Station to prep and serve this food. Each Holding Station can serve 18 customers.

Standard Prep (Holding Station): Turkey Slices
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