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The following is a timeline of notable events in the Cook, Serve, Delicious! universe, in chronological order from top to bottom.

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BC[]

Beginning of Time[]

  • Cereal is supposedly invented by the God of the Bible.

Dinosaur Era[]

  • Stew is supposedly invented on accident by the dinosaurs.

18,000 BC[]

  • Soup is supposedly invented in China.

10,000 BC[]

9500 BC[]

8000 BC[]

  • Tamales are invented in Mesoamerica.

7000 BC[]

  • Wine is invented in China.

4000-3000 BC[]

500 BC[]

776 BC–476[]

146 BC[]

29-19 BC[]

  • The Cantabrian Wars take place. Roman Empire popularizes the myth that eating broccoli helps grow chest hair.

100s[]

600s[]

700s[]

  • Dinner rolls are used as a means of protective item sending.

400-1400[]

700–1000[]

  • The word "Cake" is invented by the vikings.

1000s[]

1200s[]

  • Pasta is supposedly invented.

1300s[]

  • Japan's obesity epidemic begins.

1400s[]

1460[]

  • The Great Seafood Ban is placed in Japan.

1500s[]

  • Fruit Juice is invented by an italian sea captain.
  • Modern waffles are invented in Belgium.
  • Tens of thousands of people were executed in England for liking their steak well done, by orders of Dilbert I.
  • Modern Waffles

1570[]

  • The Great Seafood Ban is lifted in Japan.

1600s[]

  • Japan closes its borders.
  • Japchae is invented in Korea by Yi Chung.
  • Jerk Chicken is invented in Jamaica.

1664[]

  • New Amsterdam is captured by the English and renamed to New York. Oily cakes renamed to doughnuts.

1676[]

1700s[]

  • Chowder is invented in France.
  • The word "Waffle" is invented.
  • Soda is invented in England.
  • Muffins are invented.
  • Fries are invented in Belgium.

1717[]

  • The legendary cupcake-muffin feud between Axel Lalande and Jean-Marie Brousseau takes place.
  • Jean-Marie Brousseau attacks Jacques Lalande with muffins, mistaking him for his brother.

1718[]

  • Jean-Marie Brousseau dies, having suffocated on a cupcake.

1743[]

  • Veli Volkan's dessert factory is closed down due to slavery, food safety violations and tax avoidance.

1747[]

1770[]

1700s–1899[]

  • Pizza is invented by J. Ulysses Goayaldi in Italy.
  • Calzone is invented by J. Ulysses Goayaldi in Italy.

1800s[]

  • Chili is invented in the US.
  • Veal Marsala is invented by Roberto Giovanni in Italy.
  • Japanese Fried Rice is invented.
  • Espresso is first served in Italy.
  • Ice cream cone is invented either in France or England and patented in Italy.
  • Modern potato salad is invented in the US by German immigrants.

1802[]

1839[]

1840[]

  • Iced coffee is invented in Algeria.

1853[]

1865[]

1880[]

1888[]

1893[]

  • Brownies are invented by Nick Reem in the US.

1897[]

1800s–1900s[]

1900s[]

1901[]

1910s[]

1914[]

  • Germany invades Belgium.

1917[]

  • Tsar Nicholas II of Russia eats corn on the cob in front of the crowd.
  • Russian Revolution starts.

1919[]

January 14[]

  • The Great Syrup Flood takes place.

January 15[]

  • The Great Molasses Flood takes place.

1920s[]

  • A discovery was made as to why Filet Mignon is so tender.
  • Espresso Shots are popularized in the United States, leading to an increase in productivity.

1922[]

  • Chimichanga is supposedly invented on accident by a mexican immigrant woman in the US.
  • Sauerkraut was invented by Claudia Kinski in Germany.
  • Milkshakes are transformed into non-alcoholic drinks.

1923[]

1924[]

  • Dozens of people in Brazil pretend to be unconscious in order to receive healthcare benefits.

1925[]

1928[]

  • Sliced bread is invented.
  • The phrase "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was invented.

1929[]

  • Toast is invented on accident by Jimmy Carpets in the UK.

1930s[]

  • Onions Rings are resized to the size of jewlery rings.
  • The sound of preparing hash browns was used in many Hollywood studios' films.
  • Milkshakes become popular.

1934[]

  • Pedro Sanchez' father disappears.
  • Refried Beans are invented on accident by Pedro Sanchez in Mexico.

1938[]

  • 86% of all third degree burns in Ireland are caused by onion rings.
  • On November 7th Battle Creek Breakfast's dairy cows stop producing milk, which eventually leads to the invention of marshmallow squares.

1939[]

1930s–1940s[]

  • Sub Sandwiches are invented by the US Army in the US.
  • A legislation is published, requiring onion rings to be over a certain size.

1940s[]

  • Gumbo was invented.
  • Korea is divided into the North and South.
  • The movie "Mabel and the Fire Brigade" is released.
  • Bunny Chow is popularized.

1940[]

1942[]

1945[]

  • Food Shackers is founded by William C. Chevy.
  • Tuscan beans are introduced by a local cook in Italy, giving the country the energy for its economic boom.

1946[]

  • Chimichanga is supposedly invented by a restaurant owner in Mexico.

1947[]

  • The Unforgettable War takes place.

1949[]

  • Dozens of Hollywood studios are sued by the Idaho Potato Farmers Union.

1950s[]

  • Chicken Nuggets are invented by a food science professor.
  • The "The Slaying Señoritas" gang is active in Mexico.
  • Mexican Rice is invented and popularized.
  • Food manufacturers compete to use the cheapest ingredients possible to maximize profit.
  • The explosion of color films takes place. Fruit spread becomes popular.
  • Students in Brazil start bringing pinto beans to school to play.

1950[]

1951[]

  • Bananas Foster is invented in New Orleans.
  • It is made illegal to use hash browns as a sound effect for any entertainment media.

1952[]

  • Pedro Sanchez' father reappears.

1953[]

1954[]

1957[]

  • Pedro Sanchez' father disappears.
  • Mac n' Cheese is popularized.
  • Sgt. Wake, a private detective, is hired to locate a missing teenage girl named Elizabeth, by her mother.

July 14[]

1960s[]

  • N.A.C.H.O.S, the world's first virtual chef, is invented.
  • Deluxe Nachos are invented.
  • Wild Rice is invented.
  • The Artichoke Association of Italy tries to increase awareness of artichokes.
  • Stuffed Artichokes are invented in Italy by the Artichoke Association.
  • Sushi Nest recieves negative publicity for causing customers to go missing at sea.
  • Sushi Nest becomes a more conventional restaurant-chain.
  • The US and Mexico try to improve relations.

1960[]

1961[]

  • Creme Brulee is invented in the UK.
  • NASA launches the Freedom 7 into space, popularizing fried okra.
  • "Pintoslam" becomes a hit fad throughout Latin American schools.

1963[]

  • Henri Sanchez attempts to remove restaurant competition by purchasing Mexico's entire stock of tortillas.
  • Tostadas is invented in Mexico by Henri Sanchez.

1965[]

  • Italy is forced to regulate the distribution of Tuscan beans outside of their country.

1966[]

  • Sushi Nest is founded.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson is currently president of the US.
  • Gustavo Daz Ordaz is currently president of Mexico.

December[]

  • Lyndon B. Johnson and Gustavo Daz Ordaz meet up in Ciudad Acuna, Mexico to tour a US-Mexican dam.

1967[]

  • Pizza That! is founded.
  • The Great Crunch takes place.
  • The Mexican Trade Deal is passed by the US Government.
  • Sizzling Fajitas is invented by Lyndon B. Johnson and Gustavo Daz Ordaz.

1967–1968[]

  • Stadium Nachos are invented by the American Sporting Association is the US.

1969[]

  • Chuck Randolph writes a song about the dawning of the Age of Asparagus by mistake.

1960s-1980s[]

  • The Years of Lead take place in Italy.

1970s[]

  • Soup became a starter in restaurants.
  • Chicken Strips are invented.
  • Tater Tots are invented by Potayto-Potahto in the US.
  • The restaurant industry booms in popularity.
  • Sliders are invented in the US.
  • Doctors attribute Japan's exceptional life expectancy to edamame.

1970[]

  • Chuck Randolph releases the Age of Asparagus.
  • Wedinati manage to convince society in India, Pakistan, Nepal, and Bangladesh that fried food, skydiving, and kickboxing were all wedding traditions, popularizing pakora.

1971[]

  • The US Government cancels their tortilla contract with New Mexico.

1972[]

  • Bob Newhand has a vision to create The World Tour.

March[]

  • Major restaurant CEO's meet up to maximize burger profitability by reducing a burger's size annually.

1973[]

  • The World Tour is founded by Bob Newhand.
  • New Mexican chefs invent the Breakfast Burrito, when the New Mexico government told them to "wrap it up".

1974[]

1976[]

  • Meinheimer is currently president of Buttermilk County.
  • Pizza That! is popularized.

1977[]

1978[]

  • Jake (from Pizza That!) suffers permanent physical damage from a skateboarding accident.
  • Dave D. Garrett accidentally exposes himself to crowds at a candle-lit vigil again.
  • The first South African new wave band is established by Kibwe Idowu.

1979[]

  • Marc Sizzler files a lawsuit against US restaurants for illegaly reducing burger sizes, and wins.
  • Burgers return to their former pre-1972 size.

1980s[]

  • Corndogs temporarily became part of Blister Dash, a carnival game.
  • Creme Brulee is popularized.
  • The movie "Soldier 5: Streets on Fire" is released.
  • Tiramisu is invented by Sofia Russo in Italy.
  • Many seafoods were seen as luxuries.
  • High heels are popularized.
  • Parody songs become hugely popular.

1980[]

1981[]

  • Rigaldi's Best Original Calzone closes.
  • Famous Original Rigaldi's Calzone & Pizza is founded.
  • The US Government bans all foods with toys inside.
  • Dave D. Garrett accidentally exposes himself again while promoting curly fries on breakfast television.

1983[]

  • Reports reveal soup being too filling.

1984[]

  • Malloy is currently president of Buttermilk County.

1985[]

1987[]

1989[]

  • The World Tour spans over 300 restaurants and counting.

July 11[]

  • Purple XLR is founded by Antonio Catalano.

1990s[]

  • Chicken Nuggets become controversial by a claim suggesting they were made from pink slime.
  • Dessert Shooters are supposedly invented in the US.
  • Hamburgers go temporarily out of vogue.
  • Drug use is increased in Israel.
  • The Israeli Government releases the "Nope to Dope" campaign.
  • Roasted Cauliflower is invented in Israel.
  • Food Shackers spans over 100 restaurants and counting.

1991[]

  • Sebucosto is founded by James McCarvil.
  • Esteban's is founded by Gloria Esteban in New Jala.

1991–1995[]

  • Gloria Esteban partners up the Chalupa Brothers.

1992[]

  • Shauhauzen is currently president of Buttermilk County.

1994[]

1995[]

  • Gloria Esteban takes the Chalupa Brothers to court for illegaly withholding money and wins.

1996[]

  • Gloria Esteban dies.
  • Gloria Esteban's sons become owners of Esteban's.

1997[]

  • The Asian financial crisis takes place.
  • Thai, Indian and Filipino iced teas are popularized.
  • The US Government funds research on the effects of eating eggs.
  • Blackwood Emergency Room Lodge and Hospital is founded by James McCarvil.
  • The Deep is founded by Herman Mueller.

1999[]

2000s[]

  • Todd dies.

2001[]

  • Oooh Organic! is founded by Hannah Forsyth.
  • Research on the effects of eating eggs concludes, with eggs found to be healthy.
  • Eggs are popularized.

2002[]

  • Bob Newhand dies.
  • Hamburgers are popularized after being eaten by astronauts at the International Space Station.
  • A link is found between eggs and eye cancer.

2003[]

  • The link between eggs and eye cancer is disproven.

2005[]

  • Kale Chips are invented by Herbert Rindfleisch in the US.
  • Eaty's is founded by Wallace P. Norman.
  • The link between eggs and eye cancer is amended.
  • Bocate Animal Control Center is founded by James McCarvil.
  • Absolutely's image becomes wavered due to a revealed dark secret.

2006[]

  • The link between eggs and eye cancer is again disproven.
  • A link is found between eggs and stomach cancer.

2007[]

  • Firekickers is popularized with the launch of the Firekicker Birthday Experience.

2009[]

2010s[]

  • Chefs begin experimenting with new milkshakes flavors and ingredients.

2010[]

  • MAX Wieners is founded by Nathan Jill.
  • The link between eggs and stomach cancer is disproven.

2013[]

  • MAX Wieners, currently under the name of "ALL Wieners", changes name to "MAX Wieners" due to a lawsuit.
  • Dave "Crazy Dave" Chevy, current owner of Food Shackers, dies in a fatal accident.
  • Food Shackers halts financially.
  • Greasy Dave acquires ownership of Food Shackers.

2015[]

  • Kim Se Jun announces that he is making 25 million bowls of kimchi in order to reunify Korea.

2017[]

2018[]

  • The Pink Shirt Bandit causes a media frenzy.

2019[]

  • James McCarvil dies.

2020s[]

2022[]

  • PAL, an artificial intelligence, is created at Harvard University.
  • Pie Right is invented by PAL in Odessa, Texas.

2023[]

  • The mayor of New Jala renames New Jala to Esteban.
  • Lionel B. Hoover's famous 2023 presidential campaign speech takes place.

April 1[]

  • Three rare dollar bills are created and distributed by the US Mint as an April Fools joke, sparking controversy.

2024[]

  • Biggs Burger is popularized.
  • Evidence is found that red wine can prolong a human's lifespan.
  • Pie Right is popularized.
  • Pie Right plans to open the world's first off-world restaurant at the International Space Station.
  • Second milkshake boom begins.

Summer[]

  • Khachapuri is popularized.

2025[]

  • Biggs Burger prohibits all fights inside their restaurants.
  • The Blue War takes place.
  • Chef Risotto breaks the world record for the most cannoli prepared in 10 minutes.
  • Louisiana is destroyed by nuclear weapons.

2025–?[]

  • The duck population unexpectedly booms at a very high rate.
  • Duck Confit is popularized.

2026[]

  • The Auto Market collapses.

2027[]

  • Evidence is found that red wine eaten with cheese can greatly prolong a human's lifespan.
  • The United States government passes The Movers and Shakers Act.
  • The South Dakota Roast Beefs compete in the Super Big Bowl, during which Chuck Champion scored a record-breaking 12 touchdowns in the third quarter, after which he immediately collapsed of exhaustion and slipped into a coma

2028[]

  • Florida sinks into the ocean.
  • Washington D.C. sinks into the ocean and the capital becomes Davidson County in Nashville, Tennessee.

2029[]

  • The US Government funds research on the definition of scrambled eggs.
  • High heels go out of vogue.

2030s[]

2030[]

  • The Devastating Floods take place.
  • Japan sinks into the ocean.
  • Hanami Dango is popularized.

2031[]

  • Biggs Burger rebrands their restaurant.
  • Canada creates the province of Nova Japan.
  • Good Japan was founded by brother Jun, sister Jun and Matio Ori.
  • Texas walls itself off from the rest of the US.

2035[]

  • Good Japan spans over 200 restaurants in Canada and counting.

March[]

  • Chilly Bowl is under investigation for tax evasion.
  • Kathleen Atkinson flees to international waters.

?–2037[]

2037[]

2038[]

  • Chef Winston attempts to combine Ayam Goreng with American-style Fried Chicken.
  • The Food Dignity Act of 2038 is passed.
  • New Orleans begins to be rebuilt.

2040s[]

2040[]

  • Bob Newhand's fortune is believed to be depleted.
  • A deep ocean expedition reveals that the sakura trees where Japan once was had adapted to living under the sea, leading to the invention of the Hanami Festival.

2037–2042[]

  • Cook, Serve, Delicious! along with many other restaurants ditch buildings and rebrand their business towards food trucks, instead serving customers on-the-move.
  • Welcome to Tasteville opens its 1000th restaurant.
  • Chilly Bowl buys a small island in the Pacific.

2041[]

  • Teragon Supertower, and subsequently the Cook, Serve, Delicious! restaurant, is abruptly demolished in an explosion, leaving only the Chef alive.
  • The AI robots Whisk and Cleaver team up with the Chef as driver and guardian of the restaurant's food truck.

2042 (Present Year)[]