Steak Fingers

Steak Fingers is an Entree in Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!!.

Steak Fingers
Dish Type	Entree
Availability	?
Cost	?
Prep Type	HS Optional
HS Servings	6
Menu Price	$7
Cook Time	15 seconds
Burn Time	2 minutes 16 seconds
HS Freshness Time	?
Booster(s)	Simply Food
Detractor(s)	Trashy Food Menu Rot Scumbags
Origin	United States

Description

Steak fingers were first concocted in the mid 1950s in Idaho. Looking to create a gimmick to attract customers, an Idahoan cook deep fried small strips of steak, advertising them as the most unhealthy food legally available in the United States. Scores of customers from across the country visited the restaurant, hoping to experience the same heavy breathing and sweaty palms they'd heard so much about.

With profits up and life expectancy down, steak fingers were a huge success. It wasn't until a year later that the cook vanished off the face of the Earth. Although a number of different theories persist, historians believe the most likely explanation is the chef attempted to create an even unhealthier snack, clogging his arteries to such a degree that he spontaneously combusted somewhere in Idaho.