Cinnamon Buns

Cinnamon Buns is an Entree in Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! and a HS Required Food in Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?!.

Description
Cinnamon buns, also known as cinnamon rolls, cinnamon swirls, and cinnamon snails, are a common breakfast food in North America and Northern Europe.

While not much is known about the origins of the cinnamon bun, much was written about it in the years leading up to the Blue War of 2025, after Delaware-native Lionel B. Hoover's famous 2023 presidential campaign speech in Connecticut compared the United States' trajectory to that of a cinnamon bun.

"Unless something radical is done about the current state of the nation," Hoover said, "I fear that we as a nation may continue to spiral inward like a cinnamon bun, which could lead to a war unlike one we've ever seen on this fine American soil. We owe it to ourselves and our children to do better. Now, I'm not saying cinnamon buns aren't delicious, because they are. I'm saying that their shape is very similar to that of our nation's current trajectory. It's a spiral, you see? I'm trying to say we're spiraling out of control, like a cinnamon bun. I'm not saying we should outlaw cinnamon buns."

Modern historians speculate that it is this speech that ultimately lost Lionel B. Hoover the 2024 presidential election, as it became widely misunderstood that his top priority if elected president would be to ban the creation and sale of cinnamon buns, which the people strongly opposed.

Recipes
You MUST use a Holding Station to prep and serve this Food.

Cinnamon Roll Prep

Raw Cinnamon Roll