UEIYAV

UEIYAV is a restaurant in Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!!.

Description
There are two struggles the human body must endure in order to live in peak condition. The first is CONSUMPTION OF KNOWLEDGE, for we must consume all literature and science in order to unlock our mind's full potential. This process is finished only by death. The second is CONSUMPTION OF FOOD, for we must feed our body with not only physical but mental nourishment in order to reach peak mass. It is this component in which UEIYAV was created.

Our dishes are made by chefs with double doctorates from the most respected schools in the country, who, by osmosis, will transfer knowledge from their knives to your plate. It is, in simple terms, the smartest food you will ever eat.

We offer only perfection. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who we feel does not strive to attain a perfect balance of mind and body. We do not accept those who poison the body with toxins of the addictive nature, nor those who are not clothed in a respectful manner. We also do not accept FunFood's CRAZYSAVER discount coupons past 1pm.